Men are husbands, men are dads Casanovas, Jack the Lads
Men are brothers, men are sons Pray their fathers' will be done Men of science, men of God Men of action, in a squad Men are Real and men are New And men are people just like you So hard...
Men are friendly, men are flip Laugh a lot and give you lip Men are crazy, men are kind Men are angels, men are swine In the movies, men are brave Seldom ever misbehave Macho men are all the rage Selling jeans and aftershave Men are sexy, men are sweet Men are faithful, never cheat Men are tough and never cry Men are truthful, never lie - and it's So hard...
Men are restless, men are shy Commit themselves, they'd rather die Hide their feelings with a front Say 'I love you' when they're drunk Throw their clothes off in a heap Crawl in bed and fall asleep Kiss you quick and say goodbye And I should know, cos I'm a guy Men are sexy, men are sweet Men are faithful, never cheat Men are tough and never cry Men are truthful, never lie - and it's So hard... to be a man
At the factory, at the pool At the match or sat in school Riding bikes or making deals Sat behind a driving wheel In the playground, in the pub In the bedroom - there's the rub Boys impersonating men And I should know - I'm one of them Men are sexy, men are sweet Men are faithful, never cheat Men are tough and never cry Men are truthful, never lie Clever men with clever brains Spend the weekend watching trains Handsome men with happy lives Damaged men with damaged wives... So hard... they're So hard... and it's So hard... to be a man