Well, I'm the captain, Mal, my wit is dry, I may never be a success, but I'm gonna try, I live by one law: Murphy's -- and you know why, yay-hey, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly. Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
Well, I'm the first mate, Zoe, I always survive, Like my career after Cleopatra 2525. I'm the hottie who'll kick your ass, and you know why, yay-hey, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly. Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
I'm Zoe's husband Wash, I'm one lucky guy, I'm also the pilot, so shut up and let me fly, I'm the comic relief on the wind, and you know why, yay-hey, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly. Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
I'm Jayne, the hero of Canton, I'm one studly guy, Don't get on my bad side, or you're gonna die, Oh yeah -- I don't have a good side, and you know why, yay-hey, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly. Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
I'm Kaylee the engineer, I know what to do, I'm the oversexed grease monkey snarky savant Mary Sue, I'm in lust with Simple Simon, and you know why, yay-hey, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly. Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
I'm Simon, the doctor, and Jayne gets on my nerves, If he doesn't shut up, I'll make sure he gets what he deserves: I'll lock him in a room with my sister, and you know why, yay-hey, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly. Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
I'm River... I think... There's a 29.22% chance that this verse won't scan, But rewriting it in iambic -- oooh, dancing!
I'm Inara, the Companion, in love with Mal -- who knows why, He always calls me a whore, I guess he's shy -- And nothing will ever happen, 'cause so am I, yay-hey, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly. Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah...
I'm Shepherd Book, the token... religious guy, I've got a great left hook and I think like a spy. All that Barney Miller paid off, and you know why, yay-hey, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly. Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
Well, I'm Joss Whedon, the creator, yeah, that's me, The only one to compare is J. Michael Straczynski. I thank you all for watching Serenity, yay-hey, Buy my DVD, buy my DVD, buy my DVD. Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
I'm Brannon Braga, and I'm the Star Trek guy, Forty years of franchise, and you can kiss it goodbye, Joss got it right in one -- I hate that guy, yay-hey, He did Firefly, he did Firefly, he did Firefly. Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
Well, now this song is done, time to say goodbye, It's been a lot of fun, but I've gotta fly, I've set aside fifteen hours, and you know why, yay-hey, To watch Firefly, to watch Firefly, to watch Firefly. Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....