Well I had me a girl in LA I knew she couldn't stay Had me a girl in San Diego One day she just had to go And I had me a girl Tallahassee Boy what a foxy lassie [chorus] And my doctor says I'll be alright But I'm feelin' blue And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright But I'm feelin blue And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright And I had me a girl in Mississippi Oh she sure was kippy Had me a girl in England She done split for the mainland And I had me a girl in New York She up and pulled my cork [repeat chorus] Then I had me a girl in North Dakota She was just fillin' her quota Then I had me a girl in Chula Vista I was in love with her sister Then I had me a girl in [repeat chorus] Then I had me a girl in France Just wanted to get in my pants had me a girl in Toledo Boy she sure was neato Then I had me a girl in North Carolina She's still on my mind