When I'm flying in a plane or I'm on the street There's a lot of famous people that I like to meet They shake my hand and never ask my name And they start asking questions that are always the same (Hey!) What's Michael J. Fox like? He's nice What's Michael J. Fox like? Nice guy What's Michael J. Fox like? He's an alien, stop asking me the question. I went to the bar mitzvah of my nephew Josh Now I'm not Jewish but I like to nosh Put on my yarmulke, started to pray When the rabbi leaned over and I heard him say (Hey!) Was that real manure? No it wasn't Was that real manure? No-o Was that real manure? It's a movie, stop asking me the question. Can we take your picture? Come on, look mean! Would you call my friend a butthead on his answering machine? (Hey!) Questions, questions, just fill my head I went to my doctor, my doctor said (Hey!) What does a key grip do? Set up lights What does the best boy do? Help the key grip What does a producer do? I don't know! Stop asking me the question. Do you all hang out together? No we don't How's Crispin Glover? Never talk to him Back to the Future 4? Not happening, stop asking me the question. (Hey!) Who's the nicest famous guy you know? Adam Sandler Who is the biggest jerk? Gary Busey How much money do you make? More than you do, so stop asking me the question!