Now I've got a cousin on my daddy's side He was a single boy and doin' fine Until he met a wider who took him for a ride He's a hubby now besides the paw of nine
All of the monkeys ain't in the zoo There's some a runnin' loose around me and you Just watch when you're in a crowd and you'll agree too That all of the monkeys ain't in the zoo
Oh the women on a budget always tickle me They're as tight as ticks and worry all the time And then a travelin' salesman sweeps 'em off their feet They give a dollar for a brush that's worth a dime
All of the monkeys ain't in the zoo...
[ fiddle ] Now there's some awful smart men that run the USA They head the list of some of our great men And then there's some others who had a bigshot brother They weren't elected they were just put in
All of the monkeys ain't in the zoo There's some a tellin' us a what we can do Just watch when you're in a crowd and you'll agree too That all of the monkeys ain't in the zoo
Now I've spent a week or two a workin' on this song.