Oh, the 'Net, is bigger, so big and new And though it's not free, the links that I will go to Addiction in disguise Oh no, I've read too much, it just hung up
That's me at the keyboard, that's me at the web site Losing my connection, trying to keep on the line And I don't know if I can do it Oh no, I want too much, it isn't fast enough
I thought that I heard it dialing, I thought that I heard it ring I think I can connect this time
Every packet, of every single download I'm wishing it were faster, trying to get the data through It's the ISP's modem pool, pool Oh no, it's just so tough, the bandwidth's not enough
Consider this, consider this, the newest technology Consider this, the tip that brought me to my knees, pale What if this A-DSL came to my town? It doesn't cost... too much
I thought that I heard it dialing, I thought that I heard it ring I think I can connect this time
(Interlude)
But that was just a dream, that was just a dream
That's me in the corner, that's me on the phone line Waiting on hold with Pac Bell, trying to get my DSL Now they tell me that they can't do it Oh no, I ask too much, I'm stuck with dial-up
I thought that I heard it dialing, I thought that I heard it ring I think I can connect this time
But that was just a dream, A, D, S, L That was just a dream, just a dream, just a dream, dream