Tonight's the night that we got the truck We're goin' downtown gonna beat up drunks! Your turn to drive I'll bring the beer It's the late, late shift no one to fear
And ride, ride how we ride A ride, lowride
It's roundup time where the good whores meet We're gonna drag one screaming off the street
And ride, ride how we ride
Got a black uniform and a silver badge Playin' cops for real and playin' cops for pay
Let's ride, lowride
Pull down your dress here's a kick in the ass Let's beat you blue 'til you shit in your pants Don't move child got a big black stick There's six of us babe, so suck on my dick!
Then ride, ride how we ride Let's ride, lowride
The left newspapers might whine a bit But the guys at the station they don't give a shit Dispatch calls "Are you doin' something wicked?" "No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets"
Let's ride, ride, how we ride A ride, ride how we ride A ride, ride how we ride Let's ride, lowride