I met a pretty girl who really turned me on But we didn't make it very far It's hard to make love to a lady When she's munching on a candy bar And I couldn't help but say Ain't no time for milky way And she goes: I get off on it, I get off on it Give me just a little slack Can't you see I'm into snacks yeah I get off on it
There was a pretty thing in Los Angeles But she was a man in womens clothes I told him he was dressing kind of dangerous Cause how's a fool like me gonna know? And I couldn't help but say Why you wanna dress that way? And he goes: I get off on it, I get off on it yeah It ain't no sweat off your nose I just dig in ladies clothes ha-ha Uh I get off on it
A good old boy he met a girl and liked her But she didn't know what he was all about Cause when he filled his lip with tobacco Well don't you know it nearly grossed her out And she couldn't help but say Why you wanna do that way? And he goes: I get off on it, Hey I get off on it Now I don't mean to make you flip But don't be messing with my dip I get off on it
There is a dude up in New York City And he wears nothing but a raincoat and he walks around He comes upon a lady looking pretty And he gives her just a glimpse from the waist down And she couldn't help but say Why you wanna do that way? And he goes: I get off on it uh, I get off on it Please don't you let it bring you down But I just got to flash it 'round 'Round
Uh there was a girl I had a lot of fun with 'Til she asked me to her house one night And when she told me she was into bondage Well don't you know that nearly blew my mind And I couldn't help but say Why you wanna be that way? And she goes: I get off on it, Um I get off on it Can't you see I'm into pain And please let me do my thing