[Singin'] This hit ain't no joke, Oh no Dont ya know, Dont ya know Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah This hit ain't no joke, This here ain't no joke Dont ya know, Sweet Cali-O
[Too $hort] Its that Orangutan lookin' like a Crayola Nothin' but the sunshine, Soon as the day's over Roll'em up, In the town, We get down On the green and the purple, Never on the brown Cause when ya hit the O its the real dope, From Humbolt Have ya flyin' real stupid like Dumbo They love it when it comes from California You'll never be an +Outkast+ with that +Stankonia+
[E-40] Smell the aroma, Smells so lovely Man thats potent, What ya'll smokin man?, Orange Ruffie Where ya from, You from the Yay, Im from the Valley J Man ya'll some fools, You California dudes do not play I though you thoughtamajig, I though I told you my nagga Game colder than a six pack of soda my nagga Northren Cali, 23's on my Denali Gettin rowdy in the Scrillacon Valley Ho
[Chorus] This hit ain't no joke, Oh joke Dont ya know, Dont ya know Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah This hit ain't no joke, This here ain't no joke Dont ya know, Sweet Cali-O Love it when I hit it, Cali-O Love it when I hit it, Dont ya know Sweet Cali-O I can't wait to touch it, Cali-O Dont ya know, Yeah Love it when I twist it, Dont ya know Sweet Cali-O
[Too $hort] The Valley Joe
[B-Legit] Know it when you smell it, Hit it, Enhale the blow Got zips from Cali-O, Niggas call it the dro When I'm in for a show first hit up the store Four boxes to the neck, Alcohol to follow Get it on fa sho, Every zone I go Tip toe to the door, Room 3-0-4 Put that town down-lo, Its that Town endo Guarenteed, No seeds, In your town we'll blow
[Ant Banks] Now homie tell me what that yay like Livin that Bay Life We put it up in the air, From sundown to daylight And the girls they be lovin' it, Cause it freeze on em That Cali-O sensation lets us squeeze up in em Its a whole 'notha mind state, A way of livin That playalistic feelin' gives you the vibes of a villian Help ya focus, And I was gone when I wrote this Just trippin on that Cali-O, Its known to be the dopest
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[Too $hort] Its been 10 years since I moved from Oakland I traveled everywhere but theres nobody smokin Like the Bay and LA, From San Diego up Seattle's way Ain't no shake like a rattlesnake, That Budwiser make ya get smart You say you went to San Francisco and left your heart But dont leave that orange sunshine on the coast I know that you think the green and the purple is the most Out in Cali you get choices One hit will have you hearin angel's voices Make you wanna fly, And catch the next plane to the West So you can fill your brain with the best Now Mary Jane was a small town girl But Cali-O, She's been all around the world She'll make the coldest player go broke You dont hear me though, That Cali-O ain't no joke