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These are the tales, the freaky tales...
The tales that I tell so well...
I met this girl, her name was joan
She loved the way I rocked the microphone
When I met joan, I took her home
She was just like a doggy all on my bone
I met another girl, her name was ann
All she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met ann, I soked her pans
We ended up freakin by garbage can
The next young freak I met was red
I took her to the house and she gave me head
She likes to freak was all she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
Theres another girl, her name is mary
Talked about sex and the girl acted scary
I heard she was freakin for my homeboy jerry
Took her to the house and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, sweet denise
Get her in the bed and the girls a beast
I tell you, homeboy, if you get a piece
She only talks about signin a lease
I met this tender, her name was lori
And a x-rated movie wouldnt tell her story
She had a twinsister, her name was lisa
And just like lori, shes a real dick pleaser
My girlfriends name was michelle, I freaked her well
Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell
I geed this girl, her name was tammy
I didnt wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy
She had a best friend, her name was jane
I pulled to the side and I spitted that game
I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine
Freaked one night with a girl named pam
The very next day I saw her with her man
One week passed and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name was janie
She was thirty-two and I was only eighteen
She likes to freak, shes just a fiend
It really didnt matter when I saw her in jeans
I wanna big freak, fat and slobby
I kick on back and I watch her mouth
Two tons of fun, big mama jama
A country-girl from alabama
I met this girl, her name was betty
Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death
I was tired as hell, I was drippin sweat
But I was all up in her tryin to hold my breath
Bake and shake us, I met this freak in vegas
She said her name was donna
She was a pitty little freak from china
I said I dont pimp or gigolo
Im havin so much money that I dont need a hoe
You can break yourself but you cant break me
You never met a player like $hort, baby
I knew a dick sucker named betty-jo
Took her to my home and we did it on the floor
The girl got freaky and I tell you more:
She was down on her knees beggin to blow
Shes like another freak named ren`
You get her alone and shell make your day
Like burger king, she knows the play
But a freak like ren`, you can have it your way...
These are the tales, the freaky tales...
These are the tales that I tell so well...
I met this girl, thick as hell
Only sixteen, said her name was linell
I took her to my house, I could not wait
Her shit was much tighter than central safe
Let me tell you this since we talkin young
I met another girl, said her name was yvonne
Always talkin about havin fun
Once again in the bed I got it goin on
Im sir too $hort, couldnt be no punk
I try to get funky like female funk
So when you see me comin or see me goin
I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin
I once met a tender, she did it for free
On the foothill bust number forty-three
All the way on the back she was workin me
Had my big beatbox and I was jammin the beat
I met this freak named aunt winell
Macked on the baby like an ice-cold vet
Everythin she had is what I get
Cause Im too $hort, baby, I dont play that shit
I met another freak, her name was rita
Baby thought that $hort just might eat her
I told her like this, she can suck my peter
Or even go home cause I knew I didnt need her
Scratched her name off my telephone book
Never again I took a second look
Cause the next young freak, her name was sharon
She kept lookin, well, I kept stairin
Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin
She never left, she cutted out

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