VERSE 1 I wake up in the morning and I drink a cup of Joe, I read the paper and it makes me wanna blow Reality is so much stranger than fiction, those writers down in Hollywood should get them a subscription How long, how long, is this ride gonna last before the train jumps the track
CHORUS Feel like I’m riding on the last train, with cracks in the wheels headed for a big bang Feel like I’m riding on the last train, and Hunter S. Thompson is the Engineer..
VERSE 2 The Chinese they don’t like the Dali Lama, those people in France, really like our guy Obama They say that the runoff from the oil in the streets, is just as bad, as the spill up in Valdez How long, how long, is this ride gonna last before the train jumps the track
CHORUS REPEAT
VERSE 3 Kids are getting beat just for riding on the bus, sperm donors got to pay their child support The Sudanese they wanna kill that Teacher, The Catholic Church wants to sue that preacher How long, how long, is this ride gonna last before the train jumps the track