well you can't please everybody, I know but there's people like you who won't let it go I tried to be civil but well who could argue with you? I know what you're thinking the problem's me, not you don't know what you're drinking for me it's poisoned brew yeah we ain't copacetic yeah we ain't fuckin' close you can dress it anyway you want 'cause everybody knows
CHORUS
well keep putting on all those things you'll never be your head can only be so big before it blows well, thank god you made it here yeah we would all perish in fear if it weren't for you, captain amazing is it hard sometimes to walk on water with all the world on both your shoulders balancing that perfect little bod? you know it all, well ain't that rich shut your mouth, don't be a bitch well I got news for you and it ain't all that kind
Verse 2
yeah you're the life of the party and everyone knows your name in your mind you're the cat's meow, the king well it really ain't no thang to keep the swarms of your adoring fans at bay well I can line up their faces I can memorize their names in a single file line it's a single person deep and I could summarize your station in a couple words or less pardon all my eloquence when I say
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BRIDGE
I must confess I don't believe that we've addressed the problem my best intentions they went right outside the window when you hold dominion over all my feelings, my whole world it revolves around your every word despite all my misfortune
and all of my possessions I'd give them all for just five minutes alone with sharpened tongues I'd tell you everything inside this laundry list that I've been hiding tucked under my pillow nice and cold refuse to suffocate this bag of air that wants to spill out all the wrongs and all the woes and strike out with a blade forged with words I'd die to say if I could find the time and way to grab ahold