All righty then. Picture this if you will. Grabbed at 2am and actually eating a, you know a box of crispy cremes, I might need as I approach area 51 contemplating the hoax Of people thinking we just took a flaming Stale banana-split-the-skylight Well one opened up we'd expect to see in A place like this Code red I'll put us in a diamond setting Right on my Birkenstocks in the open HOLY FUCKING SHIT Holy fucking shit Fucking shit Holy fucking shit Hly fucking shit Let the X-file be entered As some kind of blue creature I hate it when it stows a meteor in my bathroom If you look at your appearance for a moment you can see Another banana bourbon enema Someone hovered above my buckeyes My daily chore Maybe I'll run over the upper lid but all I could think was Careful to mark your girlfriends 17 fucking cats
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The sewer line is waiting Like an apparition he had me crying out Fuck me Sodomy A dead head chemistry Bladder problems wont stifle me If I can't make it People who are watching see
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and after calming me down with some orange slices and some needle spooning He revealed to me a singular purpose, he said you are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not me, the chosen one, they chose me, and I didn't graduate from fucking high school
.... you better you better you better you beter listen
... He looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes don't even know what that means must remember to write it down, this is so real, like the time he floated away see my heart is pounding cause this shit never happens to me
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can't breathe, right now, it was so real Like I woke up in Wonderland also a bit terifying I don't want to be alone when I tell this story and can anyone tell me why? all the sudden my peanuts dance? will I ever be coming down? this is so real, finally it's my lucky day see my heart is racing cause this shit never happens to me can't breathe right now you believe me don't you, please believe what I just said see they're telling true and this wasn't all in my head see they took me by the hand and invited me right in then they showed me something I don't even know where to begin
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Strapped down to my bed, feet cold and eyes red, I'm out of my head, am I alive am I dead, can't remember what they said god damn shit the bed am I alive am I dead, can't remember what they said god damn shit the bed
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High eye (repeated) Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position such a heavy burden now to be the one born to bear and read to all the details of our ending to write it down for all the world to see But I forgot my pen, shit the bed again typical strapped down to my bed, feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head am I alive am I dead, sunkist and sudafed, gyroscopes, and infra red, won't help, brain dead, can't remember what they said god damn shit the bed IIIIIII can't remember what they said to me Can't remember what they said to me made out to be a hero Can't remember what they said...