baby, your da-da loves you and i'm always gonna be here for you no matter what happened you're all i got in this world i'd never give you up for nothing nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me i love you
come on, hey hey, we going to the beach grab a couple of toys, and let da-da strap you in the car seat where's mama? she's taking a little nap in the trunk oh that smell; da-da musta runned over a skunk now i know what you're thinking; it's kinda late to go swimming but you know you're mama she's one of those type of women, that do crazy things and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit don't play wit da-da's toy knife honey, let go of it now don't look so upset, why you acting bashful don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle and mama said she wants to show you how far she can float don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat it's just a little scratch, it don't hurt her was eating dinner while you were sweepin' spilt ketchup on her shirt mama's messy isn't she we'll let her wash off in the water and me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we
just the two of us, just the two of us just the two of us just the two of us
see honey, there's a place called heaven and a place called hell there's a placed called prison and a place called jail and da-da's probably on his way to all of 'em, except one cause mama's got a new husband, and a stepson and you don't want a brother do ya maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better i'll explain it to you but for now, we'll just say mama was real real bad she was being mean to dad, and made him real real mad but i still feel sad that i put her on timeout sit back in your chair, honey, quit trying to climb out i told you it's ok, hey hey, you wanna bah-bah take a night-night na-na-goo-goo gah-gah or make coo-coo-cocka da'll change your di-ey clean the baby up so i can take a nighty-nighty your da'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water 97' bonnie & clyde, me and my daughter me and my daughter
me and my daughter
just the two of us, just the two of us just the two of us just the two of us
wake up sweepy head, we're here before we pway we gonna take mommy for a wittle walk out on the pier baby don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea mama's too sweepy to hear you screaming in her ear that's why you can't get her to wake but don't worry da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock we'll tie it to her footsy, then we'll roll her off the dock ready now, here we go, on the count of phree 1, 2, phree, weeeeeeee there goes mama, spwashing in the water no more fighting wit dad no more restraining order no more step da-da no more brother blow her kisses buh-bye tell mommy you love her now we'll go play in the sand, build a sand castle and junk but first, just help dad with two more things out of the trunk