I got a little story to tell you guys here It starts like this I go to this bar Actually it's not a bar, it's more like a club Like the Pelican on 23rd Street or something You know, the Pelican, it's a nice place, but in this case We're not talking about the Pelican
Well, I walk in And there's this guy And he's talking And you know who he's talking to? He's talking to me The problem is I can't make out what he's saying He goes like this And he goes like that But he doesn't seem to get anywhere Still… He must be talking to me
(Chorus) Are you talking to me? I can see no one else 'round here Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? I can see no one else 'round here Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
Now, looking at the eyes of the fellow I slowly seem to realize He's eying this girl on the dance floor And that's actually mine Lovely Rita, lovely Chika It's my girl he's after That's his aim, that's his game
He's going nagedinag, he goes ragidirag He goes flipfloppyto and “How about you?” But what he wants – I can't make out He's little sense, he's only sound This is my place, this is my bar, it's my girl Get the motherfucking shit out Wanna get my in a situation? That's what you want?
Chorus x3
I can't see your silly face And I don't know what you're after And I don't think it's right I don't think it's just I don't think it's what people should do You shouldn't be standing here in front of me Talking to me Some sense I don't understand Some nonsense - some bullshit And looking at my girl on the dance floor all the time So I'm asking myself What should I do to you? I got this little thing that happened to me once There was this guy And he'd always come up to people And he was just standing And he would be bragging about this He got knocked out I don't know what happened to him after that No one ever saw him again
Something bad is gonna happen Something sad is gonna happen
Yeah, you've gone for some trouble man
Chorus x2
Ohhhh Heeey
And this guy is getting on my nerves When he's coming up like that - look at him! What's he wearing? He's got his oversized t-shirt He's got his oversized baggy-pants Everything is too big on him
He's looking like - I don't know
"What do you do for a living? The garbage man?" "Yes!"