I've known a few devs who thought they're pretty smart, Oh look at my game, they say it's got pixel art, You think you're a genius but you drive me up the wall, I'm one step away from clicking uninstall.
Woah-woah, you think you're something special, Woah-woah, you think you're something else, OK, so you're an indie dev.
That don't impressa me much, ahh-ahh-ahhhh, So you made a game, but have you got the touch? Now don't get me wrong, yea your game is alright, But let's be frank, your choice of font is a bag of shite! That don't impressa me much.
I never played a game that has so few options, I better check the configs just in case, I guess that's what I get for early adoption, Where there should be content, there's just empty space.
Woah-woah, you think you're something special, Woah-woah, you think you're something else, OK, so you're on early access.
That don't impressa me much, ahh-ahh-ahhhh, You say, it's okay but I think it's a crutch, Now don't get me wrong, yea it could be alright, But that won't keep me playing well into the night. That don't impressa me much!
(Instrumental Solo Begins) During this overly lengthy and simplistic guitar solo, I'd like to remind everyone that maybe just maybe, Being a horrible dick to people of the internet, Isn't a good way to accomplish your goals! Shocking! I know! Wow! Philosophy! Oh hey look. (Instrumental solo ends)
It's one of those games designed for console machines, You force me to sign up before let me get in, Now how do you perform? No wait let me guess, I bet it's at a silky smooth 30fps!
Woah-woah, you think you're something special, Woah-woah, you think you're something else, OK, so you're a console port.
That don't impressa me much, ahh-ahh-ahhhh, So you've got the games but you're so out of touch, Hey it's okay, now no need to whitenight, My case will keep me warm in the middle of the night,
That don't impressa me much, ahh-ahh-ahhhh, Oh, you think you're cool but have you got the touch? Now I understand that you think you're next gen, But that ain't gonna get you a BANABA-BA!
That don't impressa me much.
Okay, so what do you call this? An options menu? *hysterical chuckling*, What? that don't impress me much.
Oh, no no no no, Awrite, awrite... Field of view? rebindable keys? $60!?! pffff...