[Rose:] I can see what’s happening [Jade:] What? More obvious seen than heard [Jade] Who? [Rose:] They’re both in love and here’s the verdict now They’ll never say a word. [Jade:] Oh. [Rose:] The looks when no one’s looking Dave’s playing with his hair Betwixt the bro hugs and no-homo’s There’s something in the air
Can you feel the gay tonight? The homo lust it brings And maybe soon they’ll realize it And go do boyfriend things
[John:] So many things to tell him But how to make him see The truth about my sexuality He’ll never talk to me [Dave:] There’s something that he’s hiding But what prank will he play Why won’t he just see through the irony John, I’m fucking gay
[Rose:] Can you feel the gay tonight? The homo lust it brings Maybe soon they’ll realize it’s Not a one sided fling Can you feel the gay tonight? You needn’t look too far There is no deniability Love is where they are
[Rose:] And if they both confess tonight It can be assumed [Jade:] They’re gone for good, the closet’s history [Rose and Jade:] In short, John’s ass is doomed