Lyrics by the incredible toastyhat I saw the lyrics and thought I MUST DO THE THING so here have thing.
We do clubs and diamonds, pitch and flush Ask me if “troll” is how I swing… Absolutely. Wherever upd8s are discussed, They’re like “see you round, that fandom’s loopy.”
But everyone is like, god tiers, time loops, Hussie’s gonna kill you Bloodcaste, mad clowns, pesterlogs to read through Gotta share, All of the feels coming from this scene But everyone is like, Vriska, Karkat, creepy purple codpiece Moirails, quadrants, Striders and their man-grief It’s not fair, We need diagrams to draw their hair
Lemme tell you ‘bout Homestuck (Homestuck) Technicolor troll blood Please talk about our ships with us We have four different types of love And it couldn’t be cooler (Cooler) Try it up to Act 3 I swear that it’s cool Perfect sci-fi fantasy
My friends and I are stuck at home We blame one man for all our pain: Andrew Hussie And people ask, “Is it a show?” “An anime?” “Is there a Homestuck movie?”
But everyone is like, LOLAR, LOWAS, Land of Heat and Clockwork, Shipwars, fanworks, fighting over JakeDirk Hey, we swear We’re really not as weird as we may seem Still everyone is like, land names, patrons, quizzes for your classpects, Ecto-incest, neverending troll sex It’s not fair, There are tentabulges everywhere
Ooh ooh oh We visit bubbles in our dreams We’re living through these crazy teens Ooh ooh oh The story’s more than I can bear But what’s up with their freaky hair?