TotemlyCool - World of Warcraft Rap | Текст песни

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• TotemlyCool
• World of Warcraft Rap

[Chorus]
Warcraft Ho! I Play it everyday
I Aint got no life, I never get laid
I Aint got no shame, My friends are the same
World of Warcraft, we love this damn game!

[Mad Max]
[Verse 1]
R-O-U-G-E, that's not how you spell it, get it right (NOOB!)
Why? Why? someone tell me why I look in LFG,and what do I find?
Hybrids! Hybrids! Everywhere!
You can Tank, you can Heal, but you really don't care
You just want to DPS with no CC G-T-F-O P-L-Z
Even in the Battlegrounds, everybody DPS
Can I get a heal? (NO!)
Can we play D?(NO!)
So what we gonna do? Tell me, what we gonna do?
Group up, farm HKs, and lose!
I'm at the Aution House, trying to buy some nether
Then I get a whisper, from a gold spammer
So I right-click (no thanks), report spam
And I tell everyone please ignore them
Patch 2.4, 25 dailies, if you think I need gold you must be crazy!
Want to talk politics? (Don't use the trade channel!)
Want to talk about your life? (Don't use the trade channel!)

[Chorus]x2

[Furious Phil]
(Yeah, You can not beat me ha ha)
[Verse 2]
Yeah, I'm on that hard, my Mage hits hard
I swear to god the A-O-E will kill your whole squad
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha, you can never kill me, ha!
Epic Karazhan cloths on back-slash roar (rah!)
6 lvl 70s, people like "Lord!"
Surprise them when tell them I got 6 more
I play it all day, but I never get bored
When my friends are getting beat, I just heal them with my tauren
Now my team's scoring in PvP
Them Warlocks leave them sick like a STD
D-O-T's means your life just belongs to me
Siphon life bitch, means more life for me
My warrior, a soldier, fighting till it's over
My rogue will fill you up with more venom then a cobra
I'm winnin' thats a given, killin' is my mission
My critical strikes will leave you in critical condition!

[Chorus]x2

(World of Warcraft is the greatest MMORPG ever!)
(So all you haters out there, think Final Fantasy is better?)
(I hope your server goes down over the weekend!)
(Over a holiday weekend at that!)
(Cuz you can beat me anyway)
(Your going to be at home looking at your porn)
(I have all the newest UI mods and all the newest gear!)
(You can't be me ha!)

Warcraft Ho! Play it everyday
Aint got no life, never get laid
Aint got no shame, friends are the same
World of Warcraft, we love this damn game!