If I was washington Valleys would I forge for If I was a fat man Fun would I gorge for If I was gingus Gold would I horde for Wish I had a dollar a day
If I was a gouger Gouge would I wish for If I was a fisherman Fish would I fish for If I was a french whore Frenchies I'd dish for Wish I had a dollar a day
Turkeys are for flyin' Chickens are for eatin' I'm all for fun Fun's forbidden Forbidden's forgotten And forgotten's for gettin' I wish I had a dollar a day
Buzzards are for circling Circles are for heroes Heroes for floatin' Fiddles to nero Fingers for countin' Numbers for zero Wish I had a dollar a day
If I was washington Valleys would I forge for If I was a fat man Fun would I gorge for If I was gingus Gold would I horde for Wish I had a dollar a day
If I was washington I'd wear wood teeth If I was a policeman I'd walk me a stone beat If I was a singer I'd stop right now I wish I had a dollar a day