You think you're cool, you're in a band out for money, out for fans Sell yourself to get there fast by sucking dick and kissing ass Fuck the scene, the clubs and bars Fuck your music kill rock stars You're the ones that think you're great, But you're the ones we fucking hate
You think we suck, I think you do too We do this shit for us, not for you I don't give a fuck if you think we suck All I can say is all bands suck!
You're fucking trash, it's time to bash the sell-out punk bands out for cash A million bands that sound the same, I really think it's fucking lame Full of hate not pop punk smiles, mixing beats and mixing styles Hardcore, Reggae, Punk, or Thrash If you don't like it kiss my ass
You think we suck, I think you do too We do this shit for us, not for you I don't give a fuck if you think we suck All I can say is all bands suck!
Now that punk is in, let's reform the band Make all the money that you can Big guarantee's that's the plan But no ones showed up and you can't understand Cuz you think you're great, but you're fucking wrong You're band is weak, except for one hit song We all think you suck, and it won't be long Go back to flipping burgers, that's where you belong
You think we suck, I think you do too We do this shit for us, not for you I don't give a fuck if you think we suck All I can say is all bands suck!
All I can say is all bands suck All I can say is your band sucks All I can say is Allston bands suck