Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad, Kevin had been out with Carol Sands, But Glenda she thought surely, It can't be that bad, if I had a baby,
[Chorus] Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee,
Glenda went round to the doctors the next day, You can't have a baby, that's what he said, Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read, Of how to have a test tube baby....
[Chorus] Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee,
Glenda's Dad had just died and she was unhappy, If only she could have a baby, So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam, She signed up for a baby...
[Chorus] Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee,