You've got an IQ that's so bloody high and I watch Rugrats and it makes me cry If I drink so much that I miss my flight would you drive to the airport in the middle of the night? There's a thousand things that I'd do for you but I'll never miss an episode of Doctor Who
These days won't last forever Could you make them last forever? Well I'm just a geek, and you're no fool you'll have to tell me what to wear so that I can look cool Say I take a test online one day and the results say I might be 42% gay? Well if this makes you laugh and you still want me you'd better wait until you've met my family
These days won't last forever Could you make them last forever? But we will both like Stephen Fry He's such a clever fucking guy Oh my
And if we've got no money just a clapped-out van we'll 'ave an ironic trip to a caravan We'll sit in the van in the seaside town feeding chips to the seagulls as it chucks it down And then one evening for a special treat we'll have a nice curry while the kids are asleep
But if we do quite well then I'll make you ski we'll go twice a year and you'll be cross with me But we'll live in a house with a swimming pool you'll have ducks and chickens and an aga too In the summer you can go for a daily swim and I'll buy a TARDIS and stick it in the gym
These days won't last forever Could you make them last forever? But we will both like Stephen Fry He's such a clever fucking guy Oh my
And then one day when we're really old and we're all cwtched up so we don't get cold You'll be dressed in purple and I'll be fat So what d'you think of that?
These days won't last forever Could you make them last forever? These days won't last Could you make them last? Would you make them last forever