You got a closet full of clothes and nothin' to wear The whole day depends on the mood of your hair You got forty-five names for the color of red She says boy when you gonna get it through your head
It's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand Just adjust your mind 'cause you're just a man There's a whole lot goin' on that you don't get In the complicated workin's of the opposite sex Don't strain your brain tryin' to figure out what it means Baby don't you know, know it's a wo-wo-woman thang
Towels in the bathroom I better not use Baby tell me again why you got so many shoes You go to Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Neimans and Saks You shop all day and then you take it all back
It's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand Just adjust your mind 'cause you're just a man If you were in my shoes, you wouldn't last a step I'm a baby burpin', hard workin' temptress Now and then when I take it to extremes Baby don't you know, know it's a wo-wo-wo-woman thang
Maybe I should watch some Oprah Bubble bath, sit on the sofa Maybe take a Cosmo quiz or two Maybe all I need's a hug from Fred or Bubba or Big W Perhaps I'll come to see your point of view Naw, it's a woman thang
Yeah it's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand Just adjust your mind 'cause you're just a man I'm a lady in red, I'm a daddy's girl I'm a force to be reckoned with in heels and pearls Now and then if I make you wanna scream Baby don't you know, know, it's a wo...
It's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand Might change my mind just because I can I'm a dream come true, I'm your worst nightmare I could be your teddy or your grizzly bear Every now and then when I take it to extremes Baby don't you know, know, feelin' like a yo-yo I'll tell you from the word go It's a wo-woman thang It's a wo-wo-woman thang