I was drivin' through Georgia in late July On a day hot enough to make the devil sigh I saw a homemade sign writtin' in red Rhine county watermelon festival ahead
Well, I wasn't in a hurry so I slowed down Took a two lane road to a one horse town There was a party goin' on when I got there I heard a welcome speech from a small town mayor
He said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine Help yourself to some, but obey the law if you drink Don't drive do the watermelon crawl
When the band started playin the watermelon queen Said let me show you somethin' that you ain't ever seen She grabbed me by the arm said come on lets go She dipped down, spun around, and do-ce-doed
She rocked back on her heels dropped down to her knees She craweled across the floor and jumped back to her feet She wiggled and she giggled and be all you ever saw She said this is how you do the watermelon crawl
He said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine Help yourself to some, but obey the law if you drink Don't drive do the watermelon crawl
If your ever down in georgia around about july If you ain't in a hurry then you aw to stop by I can guarantee that you're goin have a ball Learnin' how to do the watermelon crawl
He said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine Help yourself to some, but obey the law if you drink Don't drive do the watermelon crawl
Yeah do the watermelon crawl Have fun you all Do the watermelon crawl