If she runs, let her run, run, run Just hope that she comes back If she breaks let her break, break, break Let apologies attract
And is she's free let her be, let her be She's not in such bad company The big man's still got her name written on the wall
If she cries let her cry, cry, cry 'Till there isn't anymore If she cracks, let her crack, crack, crack If that's what che's looking for
And if she waits, let her wait, wait, wait You'll have to leave this one to fate It can't ever be too late, when she comes to call
It's Hard -- Living with such uncertainty It's Hard -- climbing the statue of liberty It's Hard -- calming the beatle inside of me It's Hard -- missing my max and melody
[II: You Never Give Me Your Money]
You never give me your money You only give me your funny paper and in the middle of negotiations you break down
I never give you my number I only give you my situation and in the middle of investigation I break down
Out of college, money spent See no future, pay no rent All the money's gone, nowhere to go Any jobber got the sack Monday morning, turning back Yellow lorry slow, nowhere to go But oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go Oh, that magic feeling Nowhere to go
One sweet dream Pick up the bags and get in the limousine Soon we'll be away from here Step on the gas and wipe that tear away One sweet dream came true today Came true today Came true today (yes it did)
One two three four five six seven, All good children go to Heaven (repeat ad lib)
[III: Mr. Wonderful]
Her lips were ruby red She had a pretty head Not even once did she miss Sunday school Remember what mama said, "Stick to the rules"
This boy was something else Someone she knew so well Echoes of snakes in paradise Saw the strangest fire burning in his eyes.
His name was wonderful And it's wonderful, just to be near him His name was majesty And his majesty's requesting your presence
He took her for a ride Into the starless night Talked about far away place he's been Could take her down to the city of sin
"Grab it while you are young trust me there's nothing wrong But she feard what was 'round the bend" Said "thank you, but no thank's, 'cause I've got a friend"
His name was wonderful And it's wonderful, just to be near him His name was majesty And his majesty's requesting your presence
[IV: Mean Mr. Mustard]
Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose Such a mean old man Such a mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop She never stops, she's a go-getter Takes him out to look at the queen Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene Such a dirty old man Dirty old man
[V: Polythene Pam]
Well you should see Polythene Pam She's so good-looking but she looks like a man Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag Yes you should see Polythene Pam. Yeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built. Yeah yeah yeah.
[VI: She Came in Through the Bathroom Window]
She came in through the bathroom window Protected by a silver spoon But now she sucks her thumb and wanders By the banks of her own lagoon
Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday, Tuesday's on the phone to me