[Intro: Mike da Rockman & Lil Meta (played in reverse)] Help! I am Lil Meta Help, let me out! Please don’t let this mixtape fool you Don’t listen to him, please! The So Icey Grinch It’s a character I play He’s crazy, no! That you will soon Meet the real me Please somebody, help me! Beware You might like it
[Hook: David Blayne] It’s gon’ be a cold Christmas, man And I ain’t talking the weather It’s gon’ be a bunch of goons out lurking So you better be careful ‘Cause if you get caught slippin’, man, I’m headin for you And ain’t nobody around gonna cater to you So it’s best to mind your business and do what you do Ooooh, Who, are they, coming for you [Verse 1: Lil Meta] Follow me through the neighborhood I’ma take you to the side where it’s all good You could leave your doors open all times of night ‘Cause on this side of town, ain’t no robber in sight You can wear your jewelry, too, don’t tuck it in If you see someone in black, remember, that’s your friend If they approach you with a gun, just tell them stop playing Aye, you’re safe from me, dog, that goes without saying Don’t worry about nothing, everything is good So meet the neighbors in your brand new neighborhood Don’t worry about nothing, everything is good So meet the neighbors in your brand new neighborhood
[Hook: David Blayne] It’s gon’ be a cold Christmas, man And I ain’t talking the weather It’s gon’ be a bunch of goons out lurking So you better be careful ‘Cause if you get caught slippin’, man, I’m headed for you And ain’t nobody around gonna cater to you So it’s best to mind your business and do what you do Ooooh, Who, or they coming for you
[Verse 2: Lil Meta] Now the neighborhood know me here as your dope key Thanks for choosing the Saharelo Realty Don’t forget my namesake if you got a question My extension’s triple six, not triple seven Your house where the party is, it’s gonna be tonight The neighborhood’s is coming over with me and my wife We’ll be there around six, so get yourself together The dress code is all red ‘cause you look better So gon’ get yourself settled, I’ll see you later ‘Cause tonight, we gon’ party with all the neighbors So gon’ get yourself settled, I’ll see you later ‘Cause tonight, we gon’ party with all the neighbors
[Hook: David Blayne] It’s gon’ be a cold Christmas, man And I ain’t talking the weather It’s gon’ be a bunch of goons out lurking So you better be careful ‘Cause if you get caught slippin’, man, I’m headed for you And ain’t nobody around gonna cater to you So it’s best to mind your business and do what you do Ooooh, Who, or they coming for you
[Verse 3: Mike da Rockman] Say, thanks for your help, man, see ya Six on the dot, you better be here with your people As I closed the door, it slammed itself shut I heard footsteps on the next level up What? On the next level up? There’s footsteps on the next level up? How the Hell that make sense? How the Hell that make sense? Man, this house has been vacant since June 6th of ‘06 Oh, no! Wait a minute, June 6th of ’06? That’s 666 Oh, no, the floor’s caving in Man, I’m finna fall through and oh, I’m in
[Outro: Mike da Rockman & Lil Meta (played in reverse)] Help! I am Lil Meta Help, let me out! Please don’t let this mixtape fool you Don’t listen to him, please! The So Icey Grinch It’s a character I play He’s crazy, no! That you will soon Meet the real me Please somebody, help me! Beware You might like it