My first love was a chick from the sixth in Geneva Had to take the 88 upstate just to see her My mother never liked her My father didn’t neither After 22 years he got eager and had to leave her. Now I’m realizing how much I really need her But someone said follow my heart and head east for her That’s when I met Brooklyn, but Brooklyn was a cheater The second I turned my back She ain’t … So I started packing what happened I told her I was leavin her for her older sister Manhattan, Manhattan was into rap so we started chit-chatting And she was chinese, italian, black and porto-latin Super high maintenance and way too into fashion Didn’t even tell the piecer from the corner basket Damn, but back then was back then Now I heard she went Hollywood and began acting
Chorus: Oh, I’ve been looking for love In all the wrong places Oh somebody take me home I’ve been falling in love with all the wrong faces Oh somebody take me home
Please take me home
And after Manhattan, I was acting silly Messing with a street body jewel named Friendly But that didn’t work out too great A vegetarian and all she ate was cheesecake I went to Boston more for Mary Ann And almost got married man But she was self-centered always stuck to Mary land I knew a slim thing named Virginia I swear to God her body’s smoking but she kept gettin thinner And I’ll never forget my first trissie In the pins with the Carolina twins gettin busy I know the history but I had to leave early On the 85 doin 80 Friday bright and early And met gorgeous piece of thin Who used to stay in Atlanta Accent so thick I couldn’t even understand her And that’s when I realized I damn near ran through the whole I-95
Chorus: Oh, I’ve been looking for love In all the wrong places Oh somebody take me home I’ve been falling in love with all the wrong faces Oh somebody take me home
Please take me home
Yeah, then I met Miami, she was Spanish Miami te amo, mi chiamo Travis She could tell that I wasn’t bilingual I don’t know pogito, but I know un poquito we can hit south beach and drink Mojitos And maybe you can introduce me to your people Ha, yo no voi pedra You’re my first love, keep on coming You no voi payar I think I finally found where Imma stayin But never forget the 88
Chorus: Oh, I’ve been looking for love In all the wrong places Oh somebody take me home I’ve been falling in love with all the wrong faces Oh somebody take me home