I'm gonna jack it where the sun always shines (He's gonna jack it) Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind (Jackin' it ohhhhh) Been plantin' them apple seeds and while the apples grow I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego
Jackin' it Jackin' it Jackety Jack Spankin' it and Jackin' it, Smackety Smack
Don't need no shirt, no, n' gonna take them pants right off (He's about to jack it) On such a bright day who needs underwear or socks (Jack it, Jack it, hooooo) Been around Gods country and theres one thing I know There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego
Jackin' it Jack it, Jackety Jack Spankin' it Spankin' it smackety Smack Jackin' it Jackin' it Jackety Jack Spankin' it and Jackin' it, Spankety Smack (JACKING FOR THE LORD)
Mayor of San Diego: Come to San Diego, there's so much to see From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay To the warm tortillas of Olde Towne And after a day of sightseeing Why not try spanking it on one of our charming city streets San Diego Come, take a load off
Jackin' it Jackin' it, Jackety Jack Spankin' it Spankin' it smackety Smack Whackin' it Whackin' it whackety whack Spankin' it and jerkin' it smackety smack
The cars all pass me by They honk and say hello (Hey that guys jackin' it!) from his window theres a guy shooting video (Video of him jackin') And if the good lord Jesus comes knockin on my door Just tell him that I'm jacking it in San Diego
Jackin' it Jackin' it, Jackety Jack Spankin' it Spanki'n it Smackety Smack (He's about to jack it)