I heard Ponyville was rather quaint Far away from intolerance and hate First day here and everything's great 'til a pink bouncing mare popped a cannon in my face From the Ursa Minor and Nightmare moon To Discord's dancing trees, why did Nopony warn me of the hospital fees Of residents living next to the Elements of Harmony
What happened Ponyville? I just wanted some peace and quiet I've almost had my fill Of these incessant parties and riots Of these crazy parties and riots
I'd like to move back to Canterlot Leave my new home here to rot But something here seems promising From the musical numbers to the apple farming But why is it when evil strikes A travelling magic act or Everfree spikes The Princess doesn't put a hoof in She leaves it up to the local living pony rainbow cannon