In the moonlight Fighting with the night It's a rip-off
Kissing all the slain I'm bleeding in the rain It's a rip-off Such a rip-off
Rocking in the nude I'm feeling such a dude It's a rip-off
Dancing in the dark With the tramps in the Park It's a rip-off Such a rip-off
See your baby's stud Sliding in my mud It's a rip-off
Bleached on the beach I want to tickle your peach It's a rip-off
See the girl in dance In her man-skin pants She's a rip-off
Terraplane Tommy Wants to bang your gong It's a rip-off Such a rip-off
Gypsy girl's good People treat her like a fool She's a rip-off
The President's weird He's got burgundy beard It's a rip-off Such a rip-off
I'm the King of the highway I'm the Queen of the hop You should see me At the Governor's ball Doing the rip-off bop I'm a social person I'm the creature in disguise There's a man with a whip On his silver lip Living inside my eyes
I'm the cat from the alley I'm the fleetfoot voodoo man There's very little that's ever said All of which I understand
Caught like skunk In space and time It's a rip-off
If it's hers Well it must be mine It's a rip-off Such a rip-off
Dancing in the nude Feeling such a dude It's a rip-off
Mountings of the moon Remind me of my spoon It's a rip-off Such a rip-off
Bleached on the beach I want to tickle your peach It's a rip-off
See the girl in dance In her man-skin pants She's a rip-off