*Verse 1* I've been so lonely girl, I've been so sad and down Couldn't understand why haters joked around I wanted to be free with other creatures like me And now I got my wish, cause i know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus* (Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin' gay fish (I'm a fish yo) goin' on a gay fish (It's alright girl) makin' love to other gay fish
*Verse 2* All those lonely nights at the grocery store In the frozen fish aisle feelin' like a whore Cause I wasn't being true Even though everyone said that I had to make a switch (Gay fish) now I know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus* (Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin' gay fish (I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish (Now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish I used to be scared, denying who I was Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers I'd take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours But now I'm out and I'm free to love what I want Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont I slapped that Holland ass, make that Grouper butt shake I'll come to your house and have an orgy in your motherfuckin' fish tank (fish tank, fish tank)
*Chorus* Mother fuckin' gay fish (I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish (Yeah now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish
*Verse 4* I really get around I'm the slut of the sea When i say I've got crabs I mean it literally I was eating dinner and just had to go down on that Mackerel on the dish Cause I'm the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus* Mother fuckin' gay fish (I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish Yeah now I'm where i belong girl
*Verse 5* But I gotta settle down I can't be a whore I ain't gonna just sleep with any fish no more I've found me a lover, a brother who's a cross-dressing Cod named Trish And together we are gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus* (Gay fish yo) motherfuckin' gay fish (I'm a fish yo) goin' on a gay fish (Yeah, now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish (Gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish...)