Welcome into my tale I think it's like a game but I swear if you laugh I'll put you inside a microwave! Now have you understood? Listen to me until the end the story is not too long and 'llI tell you through my song
(Bridge) Yesterday, I went to the market I bought a beautiful shirt it was very expansive and ill luck was near Outside there was a big carpet and a child stumbled over it he spilled on me his colored ink and fuck, fuck everything!!
(chorus) Why am I always fucked? I can't find my sure way the people tell me I'm a grumbler only you Daisy Duck stay together with me and I love you today and again and again I think my life is a joy when you are with me my problems are all closed outdoors but when I am alone I make only disasters It's true I am like Donald Duck
Now I throw away my shirt I'm very, very hurt I've lost big wallet's part, oh Daisy forgive me!! I have another one this is not very funny it happened this morning when I went to the park
(bridge) I met a pretty girl and she was looking for me I didn't want to make it but she came near me she said to me “I want you” I said to her “I need you” she kissed me and...ha ha! don't worry I'm making fun