Wolfwood: And before I realized it, I was in Osaka. Nothing I could do about it, Osaka. Osaka is nice, isn't it? Vash: Well, if it ain't Wolfwood. Wha'cha doin' hangin' 'bout these parts? Wolfwood: Oh, Mr. Vash, it's been a while. Three months since we last met. Did you get to see Knives? Vash: ... Wolfwood: What is it? Vash: Friggin' creepy! Wolfwood: Huh? Vash: Yer... what's up wit' the plain dialect? Wolfwood: You think so? Vash: Cut that out! Yer' givin' me a chill! Wolfwood: It isn't like that. I'm normal. Vash: Good lord, man, what happend to your Osaka soul! Milly: Hey, you two, what're two guys doin' talking to each other? Vash: Check this out, Meryl! Wolfwood's talkin' like some kinda cross-dresser! He's all "boku" "boku." Wolfwood: I'm quite normal. How rude, Vash. Meryl: Eew! Friggin' creepy! Wolfwood: Huh? Meryl: Wha's with you talkin' plain dialect? Wolfwood: Is it odd? Meryl: Gives me the willies! Milly: What's ever'body doin'? Meryl: Wolfwood's gone weird, Milly. He's got Tokyo on the brain! Gets just a wee bit popular, and he's all high falutin' 'bout it. Man, I'm hurt--thought you was a friend. Wolfwood: I'm quite alright, Milly. My suit is still black. Look, I still have a big cross right here. I'm the same sociable Wolfwood as always! The same Wolfwood you all know. Milly: Eew! Friggin' creepy! Wolfwood: Huh? Milly: Yer' talkin' standard dialect? Wolfwood: Is... there something wrong with me? Milly: That's no good... it's plain wrong! Legato: What's everybody doing gawkin' smack dab in the middle of the road? Somebody drop 3,000,000 yen or somethin'? Milly: Legato! Wolfwood's gone spoilt! He's all "somethin' or other 'jan'" and stuff. It's messed up! You traitor against Osaka! Wolfwood: I'm not saying that! [ittenai jan!] Legato: "Nai jan"? Wolfwood: That's right. [So jan.] Legato: Ugh. Friggin' creepy. Wolfwood: Eh? Legato: Wha's up with you speaking standard dialect? Wolfwood: Come on everybody, don't look at me that way! [jan!] Legato: Heh heh, Wolfwood's plain broke'. Knives: Hey over there, ain't that Wolfwood? It's me, Knives! Wolfwood: Ah... Knives: Ugh! Friggin' creepy! Wolfwood: I didn't even say anything! Knives: Usin' standard dialect! Totally friggin' creepy! Wolfwood: What's up with all you guys? Is it that much fun to be mean to me? Knives: All kindsa fun! Meryl: Shore is! Milly: I can't stop laughin'! Knives: Man, that's somethin' ya' don't see every day! Wolfwood: You're all meanies! I'm gonna start hating you all if you don't stop! [Laughter] Wolfwood: Don't look at me that way! [Laughter] Wolfwood: You call yourselves friends?! [Laughter] Wolfwood: Don't laugh! Don't laugh! [Laughter]