Table for one, Preferably out of the sun, Somewhere where it's quiet.
And a coffee too, Better make it black right through, I'm feeling fairly shite.
I don't think I have enough class, To handle drinking from a glass, Get me water in a plastic cup.
I went a shandy too far, I woke up in the bed of, Someone who I never thought I'd do. You know, I went a shandy too far, I wonder where I left my car? A shandy too far.
Comfortable bed... Comfortable bed... Shame about the pain in my head. Wah-ooh ooh. Where'd I leave my shoes? Well, they're just over there... Well, they're over there, Over there... Underneath my underwear, and... Under... ... where'd I get this bruise?
Ooh... I can hear her come down the hall, And bang her head against the wall, And wish she didn't have... ... appalling luck.
She went... She went... ... a shandy too far. I woke up in the bed of Some... Some... One... One... Who... Who... ... I just never thought I'd do.
I know I went... I went... ... a shandy too far. I wonder where I left my car. A shandy too far.
Take my advice, Ooh... In a crisis, Catch a taxi, catch a bus. But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself, 'Cause there's a caveman inside, Brain's just coming along for the ride, You'd think I'd learn. Shandy too far...
I don't know it all, When it will be safe to call. We used to be quite friendly, But this could be the end-ly. Bup bup bup bup.
Cause we went... We went... A shandy too far. I woke up in the bed of... Some... Some... One... One... Who... Who... ... I just never thought I'd do. I know I went... I went... ... a shandy too far. I wonder where I left my car. A shandy too far.