Tripod - Oh George | Текст песни

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Oh George, why did you do it?
The first two were great, then you blew it.
Oh George, if you're the eternal kid,
Why did the Jedi have to return
The way that he did?

Number one was a masterful piece of art,
And the world instantly took it to heart.
Perfectly paced, it had style, it had grace.
The effects were used in their appropriate place.
With Empire you could have lost the plot
As most sequels do, but you did not.
You showed some control, made a movie with soul.
Forgive us, we thought you were on a roll.

Oh George, why did you do it?
The first two were great, then you blew it.
Oh George, if you're the eternal kid,
Why did the Jedi have to return
The way that he did?

Oooh...
The third one, sadly, it couldn't compare,
Swapping mystery and romance with teddy bears.
Blew all the secrets right out of the water,
And traded poor father for a son and a daughter.
The scoundrel turned instantly to a suck.
From coma to general, and now Leia's... bonk.
Luke's personality vanished for good,
And sexually he would have grabbed what he could.

Oh George, why did you do it?
The first two were great, then you blew it.
Oh George, if you're the eternal kid,
Why did the Jedi have to return
The way that he did?

Oooh...
As I await the next trilogy,
I sit here and wonder if I will see
A six hour story condensed into two
And a script that's so sh*t,
It would make a dog spew.

Or...

Are we to see the rebirth of what was,
A fantastic universe spoiled because,
A producer who must have just simply lost heart,
And allowed the production to take over art?

Oh George, why did you do it?
The first two were great, then you blew it.
Oh George, if you're the eternal kid,
Why did the Jedi have to return
The way that he did?