She wants to eat my cat! She wants to eat my dog! She got to boil my favorite frog! She ate it witch her folks, with garlic and egg yolks Then asked me if i want to snog! They all wear stupid hats, made from their rabid rats Who ended life as Sunday nosh! They have black underwear, from where their public hair Shows gust how much they like to wash!
C'est la vie en France, C'est la vie pour eux! C'est la en France, they're all from hell!
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They always play with boules, they play like perfect fools They drink Pernod without a glance! And when the bottles' done, they drink another one Then CanCan home without a shance!
C'est la vie en France, c'est la vie pour eux C'est la vie en France, i really think it sucks! Hey! You! Comment ca va ? Like Jean de Floret Hey! You! In the beret......... Just go away!
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I hate the way they pose, i hate La vie en Rose I'd like to drown them in the Seine and if they pop up twice I think the best advice, would be to push them down again! I hate the Tour D'Effel i hate the Louvre as well I think Versailles a waste of time, and if they start to cry Then simply tell them why-their country sucks and they're all slime! I think Manet's a jerk i think Van Gogh's a berk Who spent his time down on his knees, And in the Breton hills, they're all on happy pills Because their life's a full fat cheese!