Well here’s a little ditty ‘bout Jack the Kid Woke up one morning in a terrible fit Gunned up his wife and he murdered his kids s’got the neighbourhood screaming “cops, Jack did it”
Now he’s on the run from the terrible heat Got him sweating like they’re boiling up a piece of meat Jack Misogynistic on the open street Well he be camping outta truck stops on his leather seats
And he be burning from the sun and withdrawing cash He says “banks’ll be the fuckers (ones says Troian) who’ll get it next” Tearing up his car just to hide up his stash He says “sister gonna have one big birthday bash” And death
Killing for the money, filling up the suitcase He got the runaway blues with Jack being chased Killing all the plain and changing his name Well is it true Jack now calls himself Shane? Well, I dunno
They sing “La dee da dee da dee da dee la etc…”
Around the time Jack got outta Texas He found the news sayin’ just what he did A lonely Jack wishing that he never lived When a gang of women planned to kill Jack the Kid
And he was surrounded at the boarders of the next big state He got fifty armed women bringing Judgement Day “oh please Lord above” baby Jack did pray But the women said “Jack, God can’t hear you today”
And the first lady shot him right between the legs And said “this’ll teach you for the way you treat women” Oh lonely Jack, on his knees, he weeped and he begged But the women had no sympathy for Jack the Kid
And they all just gathered around him and sang “La dee da deed a dee da dee la etc…”
Well, that’s a little ditty ‘bout Jack the Kid He used to have long hair but they shaved his head Was gunned down by heroines and now he’s dead Jack, you shouldn’t have been so goddamned misogynistic, You pig.