Mother dear, I know you must work though the job you got is really not the answer I'm so ashamed to be the only guy in my gang whose mother is a topless Go-Go dancer
Oh, please don't go topless, Mother. I hate to be quite so blunt. The kids all laugh but I don't cry You're not the only one who's putting up a front.
Oh, please don't go topless, Mother But I just can not tell a lie You're ruining your reputation and I can give you two big reasons why.
Please don't go topless, Mother Even though it buys me clothes to wear I'd rather wear old rags, Mother You've got a burden you shouldn't have to bear.
[talks] Oh, please don't go topless, Mother. Little friends won't come to see me (but their Daddy's do) I'll shine shoes, I'll collect pop bottles anything to help out. Then we'll go off together and start over with no shame for the people to talk about.
Oh, please don't go topless, Mother. I hate to be quite so blunt. The kids all laugh but I don't cry You're not the only one who's putting up a front.