TryHardNinja - I Just Rage Quit | Текст песни

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I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon) PARODY

Sometimes...
(Ohhhh!)
Somethin messed up happens in a virtual world
(Ninja!)
And you don't know how to express yourself...
(And I fix!)
So you just gotta sing

I just rage quit
And it felt so good
(Felt so good)
Just press start, up, leave game, are you sure?
(Oh fuck yes)
I just rage quit
And I'll never go back
(Never go back)
That stupid campin noob can kiss my ass

Have you ever been killed by a guy that should've been dead?
No, not a zombie, I mean second chancers
Look at the killcam. That literally just happened
That should be you kill but I'm dead while he breakdances
Got my scar, stopping power, chopper up, I'm all set
One away from the nuke and man what do I get?
A nootube to the face
Well to even the score, say hello to my friends:
Alt and F4
Mushroom, Super Mario, who needs all this stress?
Guess what Bowser? You can keep the dumb princess
Genesis, X-Box, even PC gaming
It works for any game ever
Now sing!

I just rage quit
And it felt so good
(Felt so good)
Stupid Koopa Troopa can kiss my whole ass
(Come on!)

To be honest with you I don't even feel guilty to do it
They say quitters never win, but man screw it
It could be rewarding to farm virtually
Or the crops could die
That's true. I wish I could do it in real life
Like LaJoe said we might be giving to mush of a fuck
Who Jon? He's the man
That dude really knows his stuff
Or like that anchor said you know that Bill O' Reilly guy?
What was that again?
Oh yea, fuck it do it life
So this one's dedicated to the things
That make us lose our minds and rage
And to my boss about that report
When you're off your boat, enjoy the \"Fuck you\"
Presentation's due tomorrow
Doesn't matter rage quit
But you got to second base
Doesn't matter rage quit
It's your anniversary
Doesn't matter rage quit
But your wife is giving birth
I'm out!

I just rage quit
And it felt so good
(Felt so good)
If you said \"Fuck that\" in the last 30 minutes
Then you qualify to sing with me
I just rage quit
And it felt so good
(Felt so good)
Just press start, up, leave game, are you sure?
(Oh fuck yes)
I just rage quit
And I'll never go back
(Never go back)
There's no words then \"Fuck it do it live\"

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