You kicked me in a room full of fifty people Leaving footprints in my cheeks A kingdom that wants to kill me Saved my life with your two feet
The titans coming But I can’t help noticing How you spin so fast And your nice ass…
Your furrowed brows And chiseled chest Make me blush and take away my breath Oh please agree To marry me
Set our love free!
Oh heichou! Oh heichou! Don’t care less than five foot four
Oh heichou! Oh heichou! Slam my face into the floor!
I don’t care that you’re twice my age I think you’re really hot
The fact you’re old never bothered me anyway
I don’t mind the height difference And how your legs are really short ‘Cause I know they’re inverse proportioned To your big titanic sword
Humanity’s strongest is quite rude And likes to make jokes about poop But in his heart, I can see… Beauty!
Oh heichou! Oh heichou! Swinging through the trees
Oh heichou! Oh heichou! Hair flowing through the breeze
And here I’ll stand Always by your side I hope neither of us dies…
I’ll kill the titans so that one day you’ll be free To see the land outside, A caged bird you will never be We’ll see the ocean then these words I’ll finally say
I love your heart and soul But only on that day
Oh heichou! Oh heichou! I won’t let you die within these walls
Oh heichou! Oh heichou! I swear I’ll give it my all