Oh, it's so nice to see you all Inside my dreamy little world And it's so nice to be with all You lovely little boys and girls
Make yourselves comfortable My place is so devine Don't you think I'm wonderful? Say yes! You're on my time
Stay away from Captain Howdy Stay away from Captain Howdy
Don't try to leave, the doors are locked And only I have got the key Forget the windows, they're nailed shut And boarded up so you can't see
You'll love the light show Oh, I'm sure you'll think it's swell When they go off You're welcome to my living hell
Stay away from Captain Howdy Stay away from Captain Howdy
Come here, my sweet! Let me help you with that There, that's better
I'm overjoyed at all the games I'm playing here with you today But I'm so sad the party's over And we can no longer play
You think you're going home To your own little bed But that's impossible You can't sleep when you're dead
Stay away from Captain Howdy Stay away from Captain Howdy
B) STREET JUSTICE
It happened in the broad daylight So unexpected came the knife A child's scream sliced through the air But no one came or seemed to care, no!
The man's description did little good A local stranger from the neighborhood Those little kids, oh, he left behind With their mangled lives and their tortured minds
Since he didn't seem to care Then don't you think it's only fair
Call for street justice Let no mercy show Call for street justice Don't let him go
The man was caught and brought before a judge Who had just returned from a three drink lunch His lawyer screamed: You must set him free! And off he went on a technicality
Since the law don't seem to care Then don't you think it's only fair
Call for street justice Why should parents cry? Call for street justice How many have to die?
The mob assembled, smoke filled the air And marched in anger to do what's fair To bring to justice this souless thing And show the others what evil brings
Now before you shake your head Think if it was your child instead
Call for street justice Tell me what you'd do Call for street justice Pray this isn't true
Call for street justice Why should parents cry? Call for street justice How many have to die?
Call for street justice When slime escapes the law Call for street justice We'll even up the score
Call for street justice Let no mercy show Call for street justice Please, don't let him go