Oh, it's so nice to see you all inside my dreamy little world And it's so nice to be with all you lovely little boys and girls Make yourselves comfortable, my place is so divine Don't you think I'm wonderful? Say yes! You're on my time
Stay away From Captain Howdy Stay away From Captain Howdy
Don't try to leave, the doors are locked and only I have got the key Forget the windows, they're nailed shut and boarded up so you can't see You'll love the light show, oh, I'm sure you'll think it's swell When they go off, you're welcome to my living hell
Stay away From Captain Howdy Stay away From Captain Howdy
[Solo: Eddie]
Come here, my sweet Let me help you with that There, that's better
I'm overjoyed at all the games I'm playing here with you today But I'm so sad the party's over and we can no longer play You think you're going home to your own little bed But that's impossible, you can't sleep when you're dead
Stay away From Captain Howdy Stay away From Captain Howdy
[STREET JUSTICE]
It happened in the broad daylight So unexpected came the knife A child's scream sliced through the air But no one came or seemed to care, no
The man's description did little good A local stranger from the neighborhood Those little kids, oh, he left behind With their mangled lives and their tortured minds Since he didn't seem to care, then don't you think it's only fair
Call for street justice Let no mercy show Call for street justice Don't let him go
The man was caught and brought before a judge Who had just returned from a three drink lunch His lawyer screamed "you must set him free" And off he went on a technicality Since the law don't seem to care, then don't you think it's only fair
Call for street justice Why should parents cry? Call for street justice How many have to die?
[Solo: Jay Jay]
The mob assembled, smoke filled the air And marched in anger to do what's fair To bring to justice this soulless thing And show the others what evil brings Now before you shake your head, think if it was your child instead
Call for street justice, tell me what you'd do Call for street justice, pray this isn't true Call for street justice, why should parents cry Call for street justice, how many have to die Call for street justice, when slime escapes the law Call for street justice, we'll even up the score Call for street justice, let no mercy show Call for street justice, please don't let him go