Nacho bell grande Cheesy gordita I like your nachos Like diarrhea Man I really like Taco bell
I know I can't Watch you make my food Drop on the floor I think it's rude Man I really like Taco bell
[Chorus:] Here's to the Mexican Who makes me my food (me gusta) How is that I just ate Now I have to poop
Fast food Greasy Taco I love Food like this Could only come From above [x2]
[Jay Joseph:] Robbed a taco store and asked them for a refill
Hey this is JRizzle Listen up all y'all I'm winning tacos just because of this gumball I put chalupas where my mouth is So watch this Because I'm the dopest rapper That you've ever messed with
Sir, welcome to Taco Bell May I take your order Yeah can I have a big mac and a pepsi Sir we don't sell big macs And some chicken nuggets We don't have chicken nuggets either Sauce!
T-A-C-O B-E double L The cashier's name is Omar Vizquel People always Persecute me But I know they'll die For eating Chipotle
How is it that you Could hate Good old taco bell And how is it that you Could like Chipotle
We walked into the Taco Bell Because I was craving some crunchy shell The man behind the counter said oopah (oopah) I was flying as high as a kite And I looked up to my delight They were having a special on chalupas My chalupa My chalupa My chalupa My chalupa
And as you know there was a man Who preached the truth On rock and sand And Jesus won't hold your sins to you And we all know that he broke the bread But I know that St. Peter said That his favorite food was chalupas My chalupa My chalupa My chalupa My chalupa
I love this song Beef It's a good song And Cheese Beef and cheese Beef and cheese yeah Beef and cheese in a taco shell yeah Beef and cheese in a taco shell Take that it'll make you fat We got the stuff that'll make your booty go Take that it'll make you fat We got the stuff that'll make your booty go Take that it'll make you fat We got the stuff that'll make your booty go Take that it'll make you fat We got the stuff that'll make your booty go Beef and cheese Beef and cheese And lettuce Beef and cheese Beef and cheese And lettuce Beef and cheese Beef and cheese Okay And lettuce Beef and beef and cheese
Now is the time That we end this song Without tacos Life would be wrong Man I really love taco bell
Michael was right Tacos are great If you're real hungry They're open real late Man I really love taco bell
[Chorus]
I'm full So dude there's these two black guys in a bar Hey shh we're still recording [Unintelligible burps and noises and laughing]