My window is a book and I'm a fuckin' crook Stealin' phones to call home but the line is off the hook And if my mom'll answer, I'll ask her What she wants on 25th because I'm chillin' with prancer
Rudolph, Adolf, Hitler Rollin' with nineteen 88's like it's 1988 But my speakers are bleedin' The doctor's in uniform, fuck cars I have a damn unicorn
That flies me to places, no spaceships, don't need money Where I can free at hand, eat candy with Easter bunnies Donuts equal water, inhalers and mushrooms And we don't have cars, we ride balloons and we zoom threw
Sound and the bass is astoundin' The snare plays square no roundin' Major ninth chords tower seethes like it's Yao Ming Kobe, imaginary friends, fuck homies (they don't know me)
The tooth fairy blow me, swallow don't shit this With my Donald Trump hair piece you an apprentice You're fired and tired, you can't say up like a limp dick If you think you can spit then I am the fuckin' dentist
My visions that I record, the instruments I adore The happiness that I hoard (can't be bought) at liquor stores You faggots an buy chains but Utopia can't afford And they sore on hatin' reality that I ignore
You can try to walk inside my brain but I close the door Fuck dogs, I roll around with my pet dinosaur