Song Writer: Pranav Vatsa Music: Nitz ‘n’ Sony Video Features: Hrithik Roshan, Akshay Kumar, Amitabh Bachchan, Ajay Devgan, Ranveer Singh, Ganesh Acharya and Prem Chopra
Gangsta Rock.. (x4)
Birju.. Tu aai gava bitwaa.. Lala meri maa ke kangan wapas karde re.. Lala (x2)
Lala lala...
Dekh lala pehle se hi mastak ki dhukeli hai Teri footi kismat ki to aide fullto lageli hai Jo paala pada Birju se tujhko Teri maut dastak de raili hai nauk Tak-tak kareli hai bahot Maa ke gehne liye tune namune, kaminey Maa ne mahine bhar baha ke pasine Hul chala ke jab kaati fasal tab Tab tu laathi utha ke hil hil ke chalte hue aake Jhoothi vidhya dikha ke Tune bahut maamu banaya (Bahut maamu banaya)
Lala tanne maari baat samjh na aave Ek phoonk maaru thari dhoti khul jaave Thaari chhati pe chad tanne hi main darau Thaari chhati pe chad tanne hi main darau Pyaar se naa maane te ghusand lagaaun
O gal sun O lala lala meri gal sun Tera taintwa dabake ke banaunga nayi dhun Phir bhi na maanega marunga chun chun chun Teri haddiyon ka churma karunga bun bun Lauta de, lauta de Kangan maa ke lauta de Le laa de, le laa de Le khopdi hila de Fayanak bada main hun jaljala Aandhi hun main Birju mera naam
Birju.. Tu aai gava bitwaa.. Lala meri maa ke kangan wapas karde re.. Lala Lala!
Lala meri maa ke kangan wapas karde tu I love you, I love you... Lala meri maa ke kangan wapas karde tu I love you, I love you... Lala...
Pisse pisse kare lala javega narak Thaare pichhe bhoot saare javenge gatak Bhootni ke tere jaisa koi na kamina Bhootni ke tere jaisa koi na kamina Saari bahu chhoriyan ne samjhe te hasina
Haath mere aayega pachhtayega tu Laat meri jo tu khayega uth jayega tu Jaanu main jaanu teri chamdi hai moti Damdi hai khoti, kaala hai dil Aur safaid teri dhoti (safaid teri dhoti)
Aah.. Lalalala... Birju... (De saale ke ghusand) Aai gava bitwaa o..
Ab baari hamari hai Kopche mein almari hai Birju ja almari mein se sandook le Sandook mein se bandook lekar aa Iska karde full 'n' final aaj Taakega tu maa ki laaj Nachega tu khake paanch, goliyan! Aale daaku, saale daapu Lauta kangan warna chadega tu suli kyu miya!
Nahi chada to maine jaljala le aana hai Chal zara tu bombay 70 valvala dikhlaana hai Wahan pable ki batar margi pathar Bhagega bachkar kaise tu Lala tere bahot natak Baaju mein hai rail phatak Fatak tutela hai Birju hatela hai Budha thakela tu ekdam sukhela hai Gusse mein janta hai Pitna to banta hai Khaane ke wande hain 40 ke kaande hain Futeli chali hai khuli vinali hai Public mawali hai tere liye gaali hai Raste pe khade hai Bhai log ke adde hain Sad gayele masle hehe hansle Kangan kidhar hai be lala (Ha ha..)