Sittin in your front yard, drinkin lemonade Suburban life, a pretty wife, you think youve got it made But you don't know, what's in store, for you and your family Im movin in, right next door, wont you welcome me? Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood And I hope I didn't ruin your day Wont you be my neighbor?
I brought my life, my ugly wife, my dirty dog with fleas My kids a punk, and Im a drunk, this Im sure you'll see Yeah you don't know, what it's like, to live in misery Welcome to, home sweet hell, dissatisfaction guaranteed Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood And if I could I surely would Invite you in and say Wont you be my neighbor? Wont you be my neighbor? Wont you be my neighbor? Wont you be my neighbor?
Cmon I don't think you'll find A place to live in peace of mind Youre gonna live in misery When you're livin next to me Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood...aaaah Wont you be my, wont you be my funky(fuckin) neighbor?
Well I drink, and I stink, I smoke, yeah Im a joke I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a-haa And you should know by now you're never gonna forget, a-aaa Now I know just what you're thinkin It could be out n you're drinkin So don't you knock it until you try it It could be you in a little while I hope I didn't ruin your day
Cool ending bit Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood And I dig your wife, she sure is good Its a beautiful day in the neighboorhood... ha, ha, ha