Well, I'm sonically, high bionically For you dummies, ironically stupid What are you, Cupid? You steal my rhymes and then you loop it
Wrong, back this way Follow me now, head this way into this While I rap on through this for many germs Who never knew this switches, upside down
Turn around, look in the mirror You rap catchers are makin' a error Every inning, I'm back to the dugout You on the field, I'm ready to bug out
Like a manager, smackin' up your team Male or female, ducks who dream of takin' me On the mic and makin' me rack up MC's I stack up foreign precinct rappers need to back up
Quickly, I'ma rip your brain off Throw it down so the blood can drain off My hands, while I wave to a fan I'm Kool Keith, not a Bill or a Dan
But a General, equal to a mineral Pushin' a crowd, to keep on dancin' I'm Housing Things
{Moe Love cuts up Kool Keith}
Now I'm back, to continue my verses I'm never screamin' loud with any curses Roughly, that a child can learn I teach kids, and ducks that burn
With a flamethrower, and how do you show a A grass rapper, cut him with a lawnmower Twice, into golden wheat Ground the rest into moldin' meat
And cook 'em, 'til they all well done They not ready, they don't smell done Like fish, it ain't my favorite dish I grab a steak and to battle, I wish
A Coke MC or Pepsi, I'll sip up Drop your face and bring the other lip up Watch, while I stun and amaze you Kick out lyrics that truly'll daze you
I'm your boss, the one that pays you Nine to five, all ducks are hired And when I come MC's are fired No pay, no way today
You're an employer with nothin' to say But I can say, one thing for sure I'm Housing Things
{Moe Love cuts up Kool Keith}
I think it's pitiful, that you had taunted me Your girl sulkin', she wanted me first Before you was thought about Back in the days, when I taught about
Science, the real construction No other solo team or production Did that, or got with that I play brain ball usin' a bat
To your skull, smack it out the park I rhyme bright, and you're in the dark With shadows, hallucinating battles To compel, the capital K, as in Kool
Combined in Keith Rap metal is terminal chief And joy, squashin' the beef On time, and my mic will stay on
For any roach or germ who wanna pray on A weakness, but my uniqueness Has a way to show that I'm slicker Creating rhymes, you have to be, quicker
And versatile on the microphone I'm Kool Keith Cold Housing Things
And I'd like to say whassup to my man, Father Mashon And also my brother Kevvy Kev, Ced Gee, Moe Love, TR And my man I God, Paul C, Public Enemy and the Jungle Brothers Peace, I'm outta here