-READY FOR THIS, SANS? -i don't think anybody could be prepared for this. -SHUT UP, SANS! YOU JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND PERFECTION!
ATTENTION, MONSTERS! MY NAME IS PAPYRUS, I'M A SKELETON MADE WITH MAGIC BONES AND LOTS OF COOL. IF YOU NEED PROOF, THEN LOOK AT MY BICEPS BECAUSE THEY ARE WEARING SUNGLASSES AND THAT CLEARLY MEANS I RULE. MY COOKING SKILLS AREN'T RIVALED WHEN IT COMES TO SPAGHETTI WITH SAUCE AND PASTA NOODLES EXTRA LONG. AND NOT A SINGLE CREATURE HAS SURVIVED A DISH... -but frisk just walked right past it... -SANS, DON'T INTERRUPT MY SONG!!!
IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION JUST TO MATCH WHAT I HAVE BEEN WITHOUT EVER HAVING TRIED! AND THAT'S WHY UNDYNE WANTS ME IN THE ROYAL GUARD! -but aren't you still in training? -HEY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIED! SO IF YOU THINK THAT WE CAN BE PALS THEN YOU HAD BET TO BE PREPARED FOR IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF FUN!!! UNLESS YOU'RE HUMAN THEN I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE CAPTURED -but you kinda made friends with one -SANS!