Undertale the Musical - Mettaton Medley | Текст песни

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• Undertale the Musical
• Mettaton Medley

Chorus:
This is the place
Where the fame is everything
Everyone wants to touch
Everyone want to see

We live in a world
Where celebrities are kings
Where the more people want
The more given-out things!

Everyone quiet!
It's a show from Mettaton!
He's the underground's
Number one and rising star!

He is simply
The most incredible machine
That brings amazing days
From our own TV screens!

Mettaton: (Spoken) OHHH, YES! Welcome, beauties and gentlebeauties! This is Mettaton, reporting live from MTT news! An interesting situation has arisen in eastern Hotland! (Music change) We now go live to our correspondent in the field – WEIRD CHILD!

(Sung) Smile for the camera, you are on TV!

(Spoken) So you might as well look the part!

(Sung) Go out and find me something newsworthy!

(Spoken) In the meantime, I'll share an old family recipe! (Music change) Welcome, beauties, to COOKING WITH A KILLER ROBOT!

(Sung)
Don't touch that dial
Put on a smile
Tonight we make
A special cake!

Sugar, milk
And precious eggs
Will make our cake!
So use them legs!

Looks like they're
On the shelf
Wonderful!
Here's to your health!

Oh! Wait a moment! How could I forget?
There's one ingredient that we haven't gotten yet!

We merely need a human soul!
Mix it in the bowl!

(Spoken) Don't try this at home, kiddos!

(Sung) Luckily we have a human on hand
Let's go back to that report in Hotland

Oh my, human, please be calm!
You found a bomb!

(Spoken) Or rather, you found A WHOLE BUNCH OF 'EM!

(Sung) Oh, look at all these bombs, hanging everywhere!

(Spoken) It's almost as if they were pre-planted!

(Sung) Better get rid of them, you don't want to cause a scare!

(Spoken) Meanwhile, I should evacuate this theatre!

(Sung) Don't worry, folks, this is all part of the show!

(Spoken) You might have gotten some subtle hints beforehand!

(Sung) If they go off, only the kid's gonna blow!

(Spoken) Call me after my quick-change, beauties and gentlebeauties! BYEEEE!

Alphys: So, how's it goin- OH MY GOD BOMBS ARE EVERYWHERE! N-not to worry, human! I designed these, I can turn 'em off! You just gotta grab the wires and… YANK 'EM ALL OUT! Phew! That was close! Good thing I was there to save you, huh? That could've been a disas-

Mettaton: HELLO BEAUTIES AND GENTLEBEAUTIES!

Alphys: Are you wearing a dress? Mettaton, no…

Mettaton: METTATON YES! That human… could it be… my one true love?

(Music start)
Alphys: Oh no, he's in opera mode! Human, you'll be okay as long as he doesn't make for the… stairs…

Mettaton: (Sung)
Oh my love
Please run away
Monster King
Forbids your stay
Humans must
Live far apart
Even if
It breaks my heart
They'll put you
In the dungeon
It'll suck
And then you'll die a lot
Really sad
You're gonna die
Cry cry cry
So sad it's happening

(Spoken)
So sad. So sad that you are going to the dungeon! Well, toodles!
Oh no! Whatever shall I do! My love has been cast into the dungeon!
A dungeon with a puzzle so dastardly, my paramour will surely perish!
Oh, heavens have mercy! The sadistic disco lights floor!
Oh, and you'd better hurry – you have 'til the end of the number or you'll be incinerated by jets of fire! Ahahahahahahaha! Ahaha… ha… ha! My poor love! I'm so filled with grief, I can't stop laughing! Good luck, darling!

(Music start – sung)
Oh, my love
Has fallen down
Now in tears
We all will drown
Colored tiles
Make them a fool
If only they
Still knew the rules
Well that was
A sorry try
Now let's watch
Them fry

(Spoken)
Watch out for the flames, darling! They're getting closer! Any minute now!

(Partially adapted from Radix Music and Toby Fox)