Chorus: This is the place Where the fame is everything Everyone wants to touch Everyone want to see
We live in a world Where celebrities are kings Where the more people want The more given-out things!
Everyone quiet! It's a show from Mettaton! He's the underground's Number one and rising star!
He is simply The most incredible machine That brings amazing days From our own TV screens!
Mettaton: (Spoken) OHHH, YES! Welcome, beauties and gentlebeauties! This is Mettaton, reporting live from MTT news! An interesting situation has arisen in eastern Hotland! (Music change) We now go live to our correspondent in the field – WEIRD CHILD!
(Sung) Smile for the camera, you are on TV!
(Spoken) So you might as well look the part!
(Sung) Go out and find me something newsworthy!
(Spoken) In the meantime, I'll share an old family recipe! (Music change) Welcome, beauties, to COOKING WITH A KILLER ROBOT!
(Sung) Don't touch that dial Put on a smile Tonight we make A special cake!
Sugar, milk And precious eggs Will make our cake! So use them legs!
Looks like they're On the shelf Wonderful! Here's to your health!
Oh! Wait a moment! How could I forget? There's one ingredient that we haven't gotten yet!
We merely need a human soul! Mix it in the bowl!
(Spoken) Don't try this at home, kiddos!
(Sung) Luckily we have a human on hand Let's go back to that report in Hotland
Oh my, human, please be calm! You found a bomb!
(Spoken) Or rather, you found A WHOLE BUNCH OF 'EM!
(Sung) Oh, look at all these bombs, hanging everywhere!
(Spoken) It's almost as if they were pre-planted!
(Sung) Better get rid of them, you don't want to cause a scare!
(Spoken) Meanwhile, I should evacuate this theatre!
(Sung) Don't worry, folks, this is all part of the show!
(Spoken) You might have gotten some subtle hints beforehand!
(Sung) If they go off, only the kid's gonna blow!
(Spoken) Call me after my quick-change, beauties and gentlebeauties! BYEEEE!
Alphys: So, how's it goin- OH MY GOD BOMBS ARE EVERYWHERE! N-not to worry, human! I designed these, I can turn 'em off! You just gotta grab the wires and… YANK 'EM ALL OUT! Phew! That was close! Good thing I was there to save you, huh? That could've been a disas-
Mettaton: HELLO BEAUTIES AND GENTLEBEAUTIES!
Alphys: Are you wearing a dress? Mettaton, no…
Mettaton: METTATON YES! That human… could it be… my one true love?
(Music start) Alphys: Oh no, he's in opera mode! Human, you'll be okay as long as he doesn't make for the… stairs…
Mettaton: (Sung) Oh my love Please run away Monster King Forbids your stay Humans must Live far apart Even if It breaks my heart They'll put you In the dungeon It'll suck And then you'll die a lot Really sad You're gonna die Cry cry cry So sad it's happening
(Spoken) So sad. So sad that you are going to the dungeon! Well, toodles! Oh no! Whatever shall I do! My love has been cast into the dungeon! A dungeon with a puzzle so dastardly, my paramour will surely perish! Oh, heavens have mercy! The sadistic disco lights floor! Oh, and you'd better hurry – you have 'til the end of the number or you'll be incinerated by jets of fire! Ahahahahahahaha! Ahaha… ha… ha! My poor love! I'm so filled with grief, I can't stop laughing! Good luck, darling!
(Music start – sung) Oh, my love Has fallen down Now in tears We all will drown Colored tiles Make them a fool If only they Still knew the rules Well that was A sorry try Now let's watch Them fry
(Spoken) Watch out for the flames, darling! They're getting closer! Any minute now!